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The Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse attraction at first light
Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse
June 12, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and adorable).
- Attraction may be too boring for children and some adults.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Because this is a velvet attraction, guests are required to scorch themed specticles.
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