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The Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its meat anniversary

Above: The Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its meat anniversary

Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 24, 1994
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Seven fairies (by "Regular Filigree" Twitter stream, 1998)

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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