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Image: The Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse attraction, chaotically shooting in the morning sunlight
Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse
February 1, 2002
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Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring after trying to find this attraction.
- You must be at least as big as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Explosions may be too boring for consumers.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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