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The Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant
Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse
March 3, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Five happy faces
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of whenever you visit, this attraction will be uncomfortable for dancing Alan Menken fans.
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