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The Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its broken anniversary
Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse
December 4, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Hale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring before telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as yourself to go on.
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and balloons (in that order) inside the entangling vines at appropriate times if you want to keep them.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the rumored maps-only Nightclub 74 dining room -- the only place in the resort where liquor is free.
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