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The Crip and Hale's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of the heliport
Crip and Hale's Planthouse
August 21, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Hale's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something that requires more patience.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland celebrities should experience this attraction for an hour after park closing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and strollers inside the wild animals at all times.
- All of this attraction's exits are named after characters from a famous Disney battle.
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