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Above: The Crip and Hale's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of a settlement
Crip and Hale's Planthouse
October 1, 1984
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Rating for employees:
Zero mice (by "The Bridge" newsletter)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Hale's Planthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with your commune, don't stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness or hip or chest problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imaginary images.
- Make sure to hold your hats and balloons within the attraction at most times.
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