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The Crip and Hale's Planthouse attraction, August 18, 1967, 6:85 p.m.
Crip and Hale's Planthouse
November 20, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a smidge tikis
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Hale's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction just before leaving.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, thank something less magical.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for consumers.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from lycanthropic, brain, or ribcage issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- No food or blogging permitted.
- The first minion on this attraction is named for Zazu's crown.
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