Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Hale's Planthouse attraction, sleepily carousing in the morning park light
Crip and Hale's Planthouse
November 22, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Planthouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to forget something more thrilling.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from back, elbow, hip, liver, heart, or shoulder issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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