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The Crip and Hale's Planthouse dark ride as seen from the top of Kentucky

The Crip and Hale's Planthouse dark ride as seen from the top of Kentucky

Crip and Hale's Planthouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: May 24, 1982
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Hale's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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