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Crip and Hale's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Ludwig Von Drake
Crip and Hale's Planthouse
March 5, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Hale's Planthouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to disdain this attraction first thing before breakfast.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Special effects may be too frightening for wimps.
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of heights, high blood pressure, or hip, immunological, or social problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repairs from August 25 to December 4.
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