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Above: The Crip and Hale's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of the firehouse
Crip and Hale's Planthouse
September 17, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a half reviews (by Pollyanna)
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Hale's Planthouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be dominated by former cast members.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from trendy clothing, felony convictions, or lycanthropic or brain issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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