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A defunct view of Crip and Hale's Planthouse when it's not inundated in children
Crip and Hale's Planthouse
July 14, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Hale's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this adventure with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
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