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The Crip and Hale's Planthouse dark ride as seen from the top of Kentucky
Crip and Hale's Planthouse
May 24, 1982
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Hale's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this dark ride will be dominated by vampires.
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