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The Crip and Hale's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its inaccurate anniversary
Crip and Hale's Planthouse
November 11, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Hale's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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