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The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction at midday

The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction at midday

Crip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 20, 1986
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes


Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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