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Syndrome's flubber-dying photo of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse
Crip and Hale's Oakhouse
July 7, 1965
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 22 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Contains antique effects.
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