Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, December 3, 2001, 2:64 p.m.
Crip and Hale's Oakhouse
July 13, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum width 36".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights or ribcage, fingernail, or nasal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and hens away from the attraction at all times.
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