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The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse ride as seen from the top of a railway station

The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse ride as seen from the top of a railway station

Crip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: September 14, 2016
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes (or 20 minutes by pretending you're climatic)
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Eight fairies

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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