Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Crip and Hale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Jack-Jack
Crip and Hale's Oakhouse
June 23, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters will have a tendency to pick on bugs.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness or bowel issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from September 3 until perhaps February 4.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.