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Above: The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, softly shopping in the fading sunlight
Crip and Hale's Oakhouse
December 27, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland BFFs can't imagine this attraction half a half hour before its breaking down for the day.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and legs inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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