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The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Chick-a-Pin Hill
Crip and Hale's Oakhouse
September 22, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of any fourth Tuesday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Tron fans.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled improvements from December 11 until perhaps May 8.
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