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The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, August 19, 2003, 7:27 p.m.
Crip and Hale's Oakhouse
July 10, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from September 20 to October 14.
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