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The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse ride as seen from the top of a railway station
Crip and Hale's Oakhouse
September 14, 2016
Avg. queue length:
61 minutes (or 20 minutes by pretending you're climatic)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- No food or flash photography encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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