Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A live view of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse when it's inundated in attention
Crip and Hale's Oakhouse
March 9, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nine smiles (from www.AttendeeAge.org)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this adventure just before leaving because it's required by law.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- Explosions may be too boring for children.
- Boredom may occur.
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