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The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its murderous anniversary

The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its murderous anniversary

Crip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 8, 1986
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: An average of six and a half stars

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Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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