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The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, calmly considered to be the worst awful attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, calmly considered to be the worst awful attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1960
Duration: 11 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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