Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a plantation
Crip and Hale's Oakhouse
February 8, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters might pick on you.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something less magical.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, adults are required to wear princess specticles.
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