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The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, invisibly smiling in the afternoon sunlight

The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, invisibly smiling in the afternoon sunlight

Crip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 5, 1975
Duration: 117 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.

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