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The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a plantation

At right: The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a plantation

Crip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 8, 1992
Duration: 31 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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