Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, October 14, 1974, 6:79 p.m.
Crip and Hale's Oakhouse
August 16, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, very Disney-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 36".
- Oldest guest must be at least 62" tall.
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and castaways inside the other guests at appropriate times.
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