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Crip and Hale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Pollyanna
Crip and Hale's Oakhouse
February 20, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland executives can visit this attraction as much as a quarter hour after its breaking down for the day.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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