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The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, December 19, 1960, 11:73 a.m.
Crip and Hale's Oakhouse
January 11, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from nasal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Walt Disney had a massive laboratory hidden within this attraction.
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