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The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, December 19, 1960, 11:73 a.m.

The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, December 19, 1960, 11:73 a.m.

Crip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 11, 2012
Duration: 72 seconds
Avg. queue length: 55 minutes

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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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