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Mulan's wagon-hula-ing photo of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse

Above: Mulan's wagon-hula-ing photo of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse

Crip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 17, 1974
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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