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The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse dark ride, secretly considered to be the best haunted dark ride at Disneyland

The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse dark ride, secretly considered to be the best haunted dark ride at Disneyland

Crip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: January 1, 1989
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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