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The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, invisibly smiling in the afternoon sunlight
Crip and Hale's Oakhouse
May 5, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to cranky zombies.
- Minimum height 21".
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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