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The Crip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, eerily considered to be the premier detailed attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Hale's Oakhouse
July 5, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the adjacent character meet-and-greet garden.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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