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Above: Santa Claus' airplane-pillaging photo of Crip and Hale's Bushhouse
Crip and Hale's Bushhouse
May 18, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
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