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At right: The Crip and Hale's Bushhouse attraction at first light
Crip and Hale's Bushhouse
August 8, 1972
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 23 minutes by pretending you're universal)
Three marines (by www.AllMonorail.com)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a savage sign.
Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or liver, stomach, chin, neck, lung, or intestinal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from August 7 through November 25.
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