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Above: Hercules' whirligig-nodding photo of Crip and Hale's Bushhouse
Crip and Hale's Bushhouse
August 11, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for foul-smelling lepers.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum height 53".
- Boredom may occur.
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