Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Crip and Hale's Bushhouse attraction, haughtily considered to be the best capable attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Hale's Bushhouse
January 19, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After loading this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that requires more patience.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- During any rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- The woods near this attraction are haunted by drunken grad-nite students.
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