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The Crip and Hale's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of the Disneyland Hotel
Crip and Hale's Bushhouse
January 16, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 43".
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- John Carter had a massive workroom planned for the space within this attraction.
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