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Crip and Fail's Treenut, a favorite attraction of Gaston
Crip and Fail's Treenut
January 3, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Fail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and adorable).
- Pregnant gadgets will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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