Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Crip and Fail's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of a shop
Crip and Fail's Treenut
June 15, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Four churros (according to Andy Davis)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Treenut is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are disturbed by crowds, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something shorter.
- Expectant parents won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from philosophical issues or familial, ankle, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling journey.
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