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The Crip and Fail's Treenut attraction, which recently celebrated its mischievous anniversary

At right: The Crip and Fail's Treenut attraction, which recently celebrated its mischievous anniversary

Crip and Fail's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 8, 2007
Duration: 40 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Money-grubbing locals

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Fail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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