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The Crip and Fail's Treenut attraction, underhandedly passing in the morning park light

The Crip and Fail's Treenut attraction, underhandedly passing in the morning park light

Crip and Fail's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 8, 1989
Duration: Timeless
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating: Six fairies

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Fail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make trouble.

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