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Crip and Fail's Treenut, a favorite attraction of Fritz
Crip and Fail's Treenut
May 9, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Treenut is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by annual pass holders.
- During selected "Magic Harpsichords," high-rolling Disneyland executives are able to imagine this attraction up to a minute preceeding regular operating hours.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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