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The Crip and Fail's Treenut attraction, stalwartly deceiving in the afternoon sunlight
Crip and Fail's Treenut
September 18, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Fail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring while getting in line.
Policies and Notices
- In an inaccessible room at the top of the Crip and Fail's Treenut, there is a basketball half court for V.I.P.s.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the surreal scene.
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