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At right: A barren view of Crip and Fail's Treenut when it's not covered in darkness
Crip and Fail's Treenut
March 20, 1956
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're independent)
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Fail's Treenut is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
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- Attraction is closed for maintenance from April 18 until something like September 30.
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