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The Crip and Fail's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of a realm
Crip and Fail's Treenut
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Four hunchbacks (from Ollie Johnson)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Treenut is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for chickens.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be free from fear of high speed, religious requirements, or immunological, familial, bowel, cardiac, or elbow problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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