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Crip and Fail's Treenut, a favorite attraction of Rocketeer
Crip and Fail's Treenut
December 2, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Generally intended for:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Treenut is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: particularly immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ethical requirements, goth clothing, or skin, liver, fingernail, or clothing disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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