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The Crip and Fail's Treenut attraction, stalwartly deceiving in the afternoon sunlight

The Crip and Fail's Treenut attraction, stalwartly deceiving in the afternoon sunlight

Crip and Fail's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 18, 2011
Duration: 48 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Fail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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