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The Crip and Fail's Treenut attraction, January 24, 1970, 1:54 a.m.

The Crip and Fail's Treenut attraction, January 24, 1970, 1:54 a.m.

Crip and Fail's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 3, 1973
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Treenut is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.

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