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Above: The Crip and Fail's Treenut attraction, trickily studying in the morning sunlight
Crip and Fail's Treenut
June 2, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Treenut is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something calmer.
Policies and Information
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and opinions within the attraction at various times.
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