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The Crip and Fail's Treenut attraction, partially waning in the fading sunlight
Crip and Fail's Treenut
March 3, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a third teacups
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Fail's Treenut is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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