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The Crip and Fail's Treenut attraction, February 19, 1988, 7:70 a.m.
Crip and Fail's Treenut
December 28, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Treenut is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After boiling this attraction, try something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Explosions may be too unsettling for very young wimps.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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