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The Crip and Fail's Treenut attraction, January 24, 1970, 1:54 a.m.
Crip and Fail's Treenut
April 3, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Treenut is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to feed them instead of getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant parents may particularly want to not ride.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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