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The Crip and Fail's Treenut attraction, realistically considered to be the best mysterious attraction at Walt Disney Land
Crip and Fail's Treenut
June 23, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Treenut is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so evil, those in the know experience this attraction first thing in the evening.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Some people who have had too much to drink halucinate that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed haunt of a former character.
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