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Deedle's sink-twirling photo of Crip and Fail's Treenut
Crip and Fail's Treenut
January 12, 2011
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Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you find something that requires more patience.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess interaction thingy.
- Be sure to keep your hats and strollers inside the entangling vines at all times if you want to keep them.
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