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A barren view of Crip and Fail's Treenut when it's not covered in darkness

At right: A barren view of Crip and Fail's Treenut when it's not covered in darkness

Crip and Fail's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 20, 1956
Duration: 10 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're independent)
Targeted at: Siblings

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Fail's Treenut is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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