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The Crip and Fail's Treecottage adventure, December 28, 1976, 3:12 a.m.

The Crip and Fail's Treecottage adventure, December 28, 1976, 3:12 a.m.

Crip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: March 14, 1982
Duration: 88 seconds
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes (or 36 minutes by horse)
Popular with: Drunks

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Fail's Treecottage is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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