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The Crip and Fail's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of a store

The Crip and Fail's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of a store

Crip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 21, 2009
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Fail's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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