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The Crip and Fail's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its primeval anniversary
Crip and Fail's Treecottage
May 8, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Fail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Minimum height 43".
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of closed spaces or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the hidden cast members-only Club 98 cloakroom -- the only place in Disneyland where duck-free water is forbidden.
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