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Above: Crip and Fail's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Bo Peep
Crip and Fail's Treecottage
December 31, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39 acres.
- Explosions may be too startling for chickens.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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