Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Crip and Fail's Treecottage dark ride, which recently celebrated its massive anniversary
Crip and Fail's Treecottage
January 14, 1986
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Treecottage is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Dandy Lines.
- Warning: very immature children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and in diapers).
- Maximum height 54" (without stilts).
- Must be at least 56" tall and 35 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from finger, neck, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Dave Smith was not allowed to see this dark ride on its opening day.
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