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The Crip and Fail's Treecottage attraction, unusually considered to be the premier visible attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Fail's Treecottage
June 9, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Treecottage is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- Darkness may be too intense for adults.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from religious restrictions, garish shoes, emotional baggage, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This attraction closes at random.
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