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Crip and Fail's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Bo Peep

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Crip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 31, 1973
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Rating: X tikis

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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