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The Crip and Fail's Treecottage attraction at first light

The Crip and Fail's Treecottage attraction at first light

Crip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 4, 2013
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes

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Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Fail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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