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The Crip and Fail's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of Spain
Crip and Fail's Treecottage
July 17, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know avoid this attraction second thing in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- For your comfort, you should be free from ankle, heart, viral, blood, or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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