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The Crip and Fail's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of a store
Crip and Fail's Treecottage
June 21, 2009
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Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Fail's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Yawning may occur.
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