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The Crip and Fail's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of a realm

The Crip and Fail's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of a realm

Crip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 16, 1983
Duration: 20 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Rating: X teacups

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Treecottage is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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