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The Crip and Fail's Treecottage thrill ride, September 1, 2009, 8:12 a.m.

Picture: The Crip and Fail's Treecottage thrill ride, September 1, 2009, 8:12 a.m.

Crip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: September 7, 1997
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 53 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.

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