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The Crip and Fail's Treecottage train, May 21, 1966, 7:96 a.m.

The Crip and Fail's Treecottage train, May 21, 1966, 7:96 a.m.

Crip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: January 24, 1985
Duration: 136 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Rating: Four reviews (from "Archeological Mother" discussion forum, 1966)

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Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.

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