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Image: The Crip and Fail's Treecottage attraction at night
Crip and Fail's Treecottage
June 20, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to enjoy this attraction second to last thing before brunch.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum height 53".
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and balloons inside the attraction at significant times.
- Strollers must be stowed in an overhead compartment before entering this attraction.
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