Massive Hermanland Attraction Database
Picture: The Crip and Fail's Treecottage thrill ride, September 1, 2009, 8:12 a.m.
Crip and Fail's Treecottage
September 7, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Thrill ride is closed for unforseen maintenance from December 16 until perhaps April 27.
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