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Crip and Fail's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Psycho the Weasel
Crip and Fail's Treecottage
April 20, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Fail's Treecottage is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: very Disney-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 34".
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
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