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The Crip and Fail's Treecottage attraction at night

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Crip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 20, 1992
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Rating: Two princesses

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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