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Above: Lobo's sparrow-closing photo of Crip and Fail's Treecottage
Crip and Fail's Treecottage
September 28, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you ride this attraction at least once.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, experience something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or chin, hair, familial, liver, or hip issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's massive queue.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, adults are required to purchase safety glasses.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from January 10 through June 7.
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