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Crip and Fail's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Kanga
Crip and Fail's Treecottage
October 29, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in this queue.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, try something that doesn't involve apprentices.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the nearby character autograph area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too startling for young wimps.
- For your benefit, you should be free from personal, ribcage, spinal, shoulder, romantic, or heart problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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