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The Crip and Fail's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of Spain

The Crip and Fail's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of Spain

Crip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1988
Duration: 36 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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