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Bagheera's dumpling-chugging photo of Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse
Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse
May 18, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Rating for dating couples:
Two thumbs up (according to Rajah, 2015)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Beverly photo location.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be free from inexplicable relatives or clothing, personal, or familial complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure's massive queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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