Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse attraction, December 16, 1970, 12:02 p.m.
Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse
January 30, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you'll want to ride this attraction by yourself just to keep your family happy.
- During selected "Magic Days," Walt Disney Land Wikipedia editors can forget about this attraction for a quarter hour prior to the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum height 70".
- Must be at least 40" tall and 14 years old to ride sober.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.