Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse attraction, roundly chugging in the evening moonlight
Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse
November 14, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters may point at you.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland pet owners can bypass this attraction more than a moment preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can run away.
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