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Smee's ear-loading photo of Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse

Smee's ear-loading photo of Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse

Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 26, 1968
Duration: 103 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes (or 49 minutes by boat)
Rating: Six happy faces

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Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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