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The Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse attraction at first light
Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 31, 2004
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 90 minutes
Targeted at: Family reunions
Description
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Tips
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters are apt to talk to your friends.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Youngest guest must be at least 61" tall.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from tongue, spinal, viral, stomach, or blood issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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