Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Pictured: Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse, a favorite attraction of Beast
Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse
January 15, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After dying this attraction, try something less magical.
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