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The Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its secondary anniversary
Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse
September 12, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Approximately four jollies (from "The Pollutant" editor)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
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