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The Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse attraction during construction

At right: The Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse attraction during construction

Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 25, 2004
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating for guests: Two gems

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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