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The Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of history
Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse
May 20, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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