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Smee's ear-loading photo of Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse
Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse
September 26, 1968
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 49 minutes by boat)
Six happy faces
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: particularly fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, try something with less people on it.
- Contains holographic images.
- Billy Bones was once reported enjoying this attraction.
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