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The Crip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction, oddly considered to be the only white attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Fail's Nuthouse
April 8, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from excessive hotness, garish shoes, or ankle, skin, hair, lycanthropic, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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