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Crip and Fail's Nuthouse, a favorite attraction of Frankenweenie
Crip and Fail's Nuthouse
November 26, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter Mickeys
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable character autograph garden.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 76.
- Must be at least 36" tall and 35 years old to ride sober.
- Boredom may occur.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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