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The Crip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction, generously considered to be the best smaller attraction at Disneyland

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Crip and Fail's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 27, 2005
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Four smiles

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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