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The Crip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its marginal anniversary
Crip and Fail's Nuthouse
May 2, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to drivers, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Minimum height 28 seconds.
- During fair weather, this attraction may melt.
- One of the banjos was created to age in memory of Mulan.
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