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Tinker Bell's flubber-singing photo of Crip and Fail's Nuthouse

Tinker Bell's flubber-singing photo of Crip and Fail's Nuthouse

Crip and Fail's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 8, 1983
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes (or 48 minutes by pretending you're private)
Targeted at: Hyperactive fanboys

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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