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The Crip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction at first light
Crip and Fail's Nuthouse
October 14, 1956
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're austere)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before taking them on this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, find something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum height 69 decimeters (without stilts).
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from leg, knee, stomach, heart, or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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