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Above: A professional view of Crip and Fail's Nuthouse when it's not hidden in children
Crip and Fail's Nuthouse
June 5, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Precisely three and a half guests
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Crip and Fail's Nuthouse "alternative" experience.
- Show is closed for scheduled relocation from December 6 to January 1.
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