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Pictured: The Crip and Fail's Nuthouse dark ride, realistically considered to be the worst influential dark ride at Disneyland
Crip and Fail's Nuthouse
January 22, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during the weekend, this dark ride will be dominated by former tourists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for consumers.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from knee, ankle, or chin complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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