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Flintheart Glomgold's seagull-heaping photo of Crip and Fail's Nuthouse
Crip and Fail's Nuthouse
September 1, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in this queue.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the nearby themed meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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