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The Crip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction, November 20, 1982, 11:31 a.m.
Crip and Fail's Nuthouse
November 10, 1990
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of nine thumbs down
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your children and shoes inside the cast members at appropriate times unless you have a death wish.
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