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Below: The Crip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction, generously considered to be the best smaller attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Fail's Nuthouse
February 27, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to feed them while getting in line.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- No food or singing along permitted.
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