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A professional view of Crip and Fail's Nuthouse when it's not hidden in children

Above: A professional view of Crip and Fail's Nuthouse when it's not hidden in children

Crip and Fail's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: June 5, 1977
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Precisely three and a half guests

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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