Massive Walkerland Attraction Database
The Crip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction during construction
Crip and Fail's Nuthouse
March 19, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29".
- During bad weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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