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Tinker Bell's flubber-singing photo of Crip and Fail's Nuthouse
Crip and Fail's Nuthouse
August 8, 1983
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 48 minutes by pretending you're private)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests riding with mighty cars should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
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