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The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction during construction

Above: The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction during construction

Crip and Fail's Gearhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 3, 2002
Duration: 139 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Rating: Four mouse ears

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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