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The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction, November 8, 2008, 9:04 p.m.

The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction, November 8, 2008, 9:04 p.m.

Crip and Fail's Gearhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 16, 1981
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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