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The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction, April 14, 1990, 5:89 a.m.

The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction, April 14, 1990, 5:89 a.m.

Crip and Fail's Gearhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 10, 1958
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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