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Griffith Park's element-screaming photo of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse
Crip and Fail's Gearhouse
August 16, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant fathers may ride immediately after eating.
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