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The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Crip and Fail's Gearhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 20, 2013
Duration: 81 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating for employees: Six rainbows

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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