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The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction during construction

The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction during construction

Crip and Fail's Gearhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 1973
Duration: 110 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes (or 13 minutes on foot)
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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