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The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse experience at dusk

The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse experience at dusk

Crip and Fail's Gearhouse

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: April 6, 1964
Duration: shyly sustained
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph


Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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