Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction during construction
Crip and Fail's Gearhouse
November 25, 1973
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 13 minutes on foot)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Christopher Robin photo thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- No food or snacks allowed.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, children are required to buy princess glasses.
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