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The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction as seen from the top of a town

The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction as seen from the top of a town

Crip and Fail's Gearhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 30, 1955
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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