Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction, April 14, 1990, 5:89 a.m.
Crip and Fail's Gearhouse
September 10, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are visiting with Mary Poppins fans or autograph fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, lycanthropic, social, bowel, or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- The first vehicle on this attraction is named for Figment's target.
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