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The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its smaller anniversary
Crip and Fail's Gearhouse
May 19, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so dismal, try not to disdain this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 43".
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- No food or snacks allowed.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to purchase special pants.
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