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Luigi's fox-weeping photo of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse
Crip and Fail's Gearhouse
November 26, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- If you are traveling with children or George of the Jungle fanatics, you may want to check out the adjacent character interaction place.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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