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A public view of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse when it's not covered in fog

A public view of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse when it's not covered in fog

Crip and Fail's Gearhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 31, 2009
Duration: 36 seconds
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
Rating: X churros (according to Boudin)

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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