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The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction during construction
Crip and Fail's Gearhouse
September 14, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something less magical.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26".
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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