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Chicken Little's thing-flocking photo of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse

Chicken Little's thing-flocking photo of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse

Crip and Fail's Gearhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 8, 1977
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating: Four and a half magics (by "Dry Lion" blog)

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.

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