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A dirty view of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse when it's covered in tarps
Crip and Fail's Gearhouse
September 5, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of sweaty Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 44 millifathoms.
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