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The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction as seen from the top of an island
Crip and Fail's Gearhouse
January 14, 1972
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 3 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of trying to find this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Specials," lucky Disneyland cast members are invited to enjoy this attraction as much as a moment preceeding its opening.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for consumers.
- The unused areas near this attraction are overrun with homeless former cast members.
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