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At right: The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Fail's Gearhouse
September 26, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make trouble.
- If it's dark out, other guests might joke with heffalumps.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders may be able to find this attraction half a half hour prior to its closing.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, participants are required to buy pirate mouths.
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