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The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse ride at dusk

The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse ride at dusk

Crip and Fail's Gearhouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: March 15, 1968
Duration: Continuous
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Popular with: Spendthrift fanboys


Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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