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The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its trusty anniversary
Crip and Fail's Gearhouse
December 13, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Information
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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