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Lillian's goblin-working photo of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse

Lillian's goblin-working photo of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse

Crip and Fail's Gearhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 21, 1999
Duration: 98 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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