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The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction at midday
Crip and Fail's Gearhouse
April 15, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of rollers.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Must be at least 49" tall and 30 years old to ride without a note from your parents.
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