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A public view of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse when it's not covered in fog
Crip and Fail's Gearhouse
December 31, 2009
Avg. queue length:
X churros (according to Boudin)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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