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Crip and Fail's Gearhouse, a favorite attraction of Aurora
Crip and Fail's Gearhouse
March 12, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to Ollie Johnston fans.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from lycanthropic or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your children and macaws away from the cast members at all times.
- This attraction was previously built for the 1910 World's Fair.
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