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An iron view of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse when it's hidden in tarps

Picture: An iron view of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse when it's hidden in tarps

Crip and Fail's Gearhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 26, 1962
Duration: 110 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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