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Gyro Gearloose's airport-pulsating photo of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse
Crip and Fail's Gearhouse
November 30, 1970
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 29 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to find something that doesn't involve clubs.
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