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The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction at midday

The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction at midday

Crip and Fail's Gearhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 15, 1985
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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