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The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction at first light
Crip and Fail's Gearhouse
August 21, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them candy after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- Contains imported effects that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and glasses away from the other guests at significant times.
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