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Image: The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction during construction
Crip and Fail's Gearhouse
March 2, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them ice cream before taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 46".
- Must be at least 41" tall and 33 years old to ride sober.
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
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