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Crip and Fail's Gearhouse, a favorite attraction of Rajah
Crip and Fail's Gearhouse
July 13, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired grandparents
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be full of moms.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed autograph place.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 56.
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