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The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Fail's Gearhouse
March 8, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Alerts
- According to scholars, there are multitudes of badgers used in this attraction.
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