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The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction, November 8, 2008, 9:04 p.m.
Crip and Fail's Gearhouse
March 16, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so burnt, experts recommend that you ride this attraction second to last thing after a picnic.
Policies and Notices
- Contains olde-timey scenes that may panic service animals.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this attraction.
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