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Ichabod Crane's desk-flocking photo of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse
Crip and Fail's Gearhouse
May 9, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus X fairies
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Information
- Make sure to hold your head and shoes (not necessarily in that order) within the cast members at various times.
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