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The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction at first light

The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction at first light

Crip and Fail's Gearhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 21, 1958
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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