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The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction during construction

The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction during construction

Crip and Fail's Gearhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 14, 1970
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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