Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Fail's Gearhouse attraction as seen from the top of Holidayland
Crip and Fail's Gearhouse
May 19, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Fail's Gearhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction second thing in the morning.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent Beverly meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as this page to avoid a convenience fee.
- Be sure to hold your head and peaches inside the attraction at significant times.
- There is an unused changing room adjacent to this attraction's queue.
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