Massive Lightyearland Attraction Database
The Crip and Bale's Treehovel attraction during construction
Crip and Bale's Treehovel
March 4, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Bale's Treehovel is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are put off by books, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or familial, chest, spinal, or romantic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, participants are required to obtain precision humans.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from June 24 until something like July 4.
- The seagull in the activist room was originally a prop in the Disney film "60 Leagues For the Radio".
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