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A helpful view of Crip and Bale's Treehovel when it's not covered in fog
Crip and Bale's Treehovel
February 13, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Bale's Treehovel is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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