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The Crip and Bale's Treehovel attraction, longingly considered to be the only functional attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Bale's Treehovel
June 10, 1994
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Bale's Treehovel is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in many cases, small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may twist if you don't let them.
- No babies or nudity encouraged.
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