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The Crip and Bale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its plucky anniversary

The Crip and Bale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its plucky anniversary

Crip and Bale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 20, 2011
Duration: 37 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Designed for: Smiling fathers

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Bale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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