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The Crip and Bale's Treecottage attraction, mightily creeping in the morning sunlight

The Crip and Bale's Treecottage attraction, mightily creeping in the morning sunlight

Crip and Bale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 24, 2004
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Rating: Seven toons

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Bale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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