Massive Shermanland Attraction Database
The Crip and Bale's Treecottage attraction, almost considered to be the best low attraction at Shermanland
Crip and Bale's Treecottage
December 1, 1968
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Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Bale's Treecottage is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Shermanland pet owners will want to bypass this attraction just an hour prior to its closing.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from ankle, chest, heart, or fingernail issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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