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A miniature view of Crip and Bale's Treecottage when it's covered in children

A miniature view of Crip and Bale's Treecottage when it's covered in children

Crip and Bale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 13, 1963
Duration: 119 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Bale's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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