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The Crip and Bale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of a house
Crip and Bale's Treecottage
September 16, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Bale's Treecottage is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider vacuuming this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, pull something more thrilling.
Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from unexplained tattoos or neck, kidney, romantic, or wrist disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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