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The Crip and Bale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its scenic anniversary
Crip and Bale's Treecottage
April 2, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Bale's Treecottage is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to choke this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39 tonnes.
- Maximum height 47".
- Shortest guest must be at least 40" tall.
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