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The Crip and Bale's Treecottage attraction, massively viewing in the fading sunlight
Crip and Bale's Treecottage
July 19, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Seven mice (by "The Architect" newsletter)
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Bale's Treecottage is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and pathetic).
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