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The Crip and Bale's Rathouse attraction as seen from the top of Chick-a-Pin Hill
Crip and Bale's Rathouse
March 13, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nine tikis (by "The Key" gossip column)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Bale's Rathouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, try not to enjoy this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more stimulating.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland executives should forget about this attraction just a moment after park closing.
Guest Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- This was Fred Salmonpants' most tolerated attraction.
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