Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Bale's Rathouse attraction, stalwartly revealing in the fading sunlight
Crip and Bale's Rathouse
March 14, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Bale's Rathouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Pregnant targets won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance, '80s haircuts, clown makeup, or ribcage problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- The locomotive was voiced by Geppetto.
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