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The Crip and Bale's Rathouse attraction during construction
Crip and Bale's Rathouse
August 29, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Bale's Rathouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Make sure to maintain your children and glasses within the cast members at various times.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from December 7 until perhaps May 26.
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