Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Bale's Rathouse attraction at night
Crip and Bale's Rathouse
February 14, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Bale's Rathouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by animatronic door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28 ounces.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your hero.