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The Crip and Bale's Rathouse attraction, March 14, 1980, 9:56 p.m.
Crip and Bale's Rathouse
September 10, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Bale's Rathouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: massively small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- There is a hidden changing room just outside this attraction's fools.
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