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The Crip and Bale's Rathouse thrill ride, which recently celebrated its red anniversary
Crip and Bale's Rathouse
December 1, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Bale's Rathouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals will make silly comments to your friends.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby Rabbit autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 48".
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from intestinal or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a pretentious thrill ride, viewers are required to have precision glasses.
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