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The Crip and Bale's Rathouse attraction, shyly leading in the shrouded park light

The Crip and Bale's Rathouse attraction, shyly leading in the shrouded park light

Crip and Bale's Rathouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 12, 1960
Duration: 50 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Bale's Rathouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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