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The Crip and Bale's Rathouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Bale's Rathouse
September 30, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Bale's Rathouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: quite immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of growing this attraction, try something with less people on it.
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this attraction.
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