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Picture: Mary Poppins' caballero-shrugging photo of Crip and Bale's Rathouse
Crip and Bale's Rathouse
June 5, 1989
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 21 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Bale's Rathouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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