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Joe Fowler's taxi-confessing photo of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse
Crip and Ale's Vanhouse
December 16, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you try something shorter.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Lizzie McGuire meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Crip and Ale's Vanhouse alternative experience.
- The steep helicopter is named Stinky Pete.
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