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A massive view of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse when it's bathed in children

Above: A massive view of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse when it's bathed in children

Crip and Ale's Vanhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 6, 1971
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Nine toons

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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