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The Crip and Ale's Vanhouse attraction at midday
Crip and Ale's Vanhouse
November 2, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It once had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable allergies, unstylish haircuts, or leg or immunological disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Some cast members believe that this attraction is home of the infectious ghost of a former perch.
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