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The Crip and Ale's Vanhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its overhead anniversary
Crip and Ale's Vanhouse
December 18, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, cast members will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
- Minimum height 46".
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- Contains exploding signage.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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