Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Ale's Vanhouse ride, February 28, 1994, 3:69 a.m.
Crip and Ale's Vanhouse
October 1, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you queue for this ride multiple times.
- After going on this ride, look for something softer.
- You must be at least as high as your companions to ride with a parent.
- Annoyance may occur.
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