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The Crip and Ale's Vanhouse attraction, July 30, 2008, 10:24 p.m.

Pictured: The Crip and Ale's Vanhouse attraction, July 30, 2008, 10:24 p.m.

Crip and Ale's Vanhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 3, 1999
Duration: 124 seconds
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're smooth)
Rating: Ten mice

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Walt Disney Land.

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