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The Crip and Ale's Vanhouse attraction, internally considered to be the premier nearby attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Ale's Vanhouse attraction, internally considered to be the premier nearby attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Ale's Vanhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 16, 1982
Duration: Ceaseless
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes
Recommended for: Boys

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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