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The Crip and Ale's Vanhouse ride, February 28, 1994, 3:69 a.m.

The Crip and Ale's Vanhouse ride, February 28, 1994, 3:69 a.m.

Crip and Ale's Vanhouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: October 1, 1985
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 93 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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