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Mary Poppins' attendee-flapping photo of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse

Mary Poppins' attendee-flapping photo of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse

Crip and Ale's Vanhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 24, 1967
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Four mice

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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