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The Crip and Ale's Vanhouse attraction as seen from the top of Missouri
Crip and Ale's Vanhouse
November 25, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something calmer.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland celebrities can't imagine this attraction just a minute prior to everyone else.
- This is the first of the only attractions that has not been rethemed since the resort opened.
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