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Al Weiss' rascal-catching photo of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse
Crip and Ale's Vanhouse
August 7, 2014
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
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