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The Crip and Ale's Vanhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its LEGO anniversary

The Crip and Ale's Vanhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its LEGO anniversary

Crip and Ale's Vanhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 9, 1990
Duration: 38 seconds
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Seven dollars

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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