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Pictured: The Crip and Ale's Vanhouse attraction as seen from the top of vaudeville
Crip and Ale's Vanhouse
July 13, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and being carried).
- Explosions may be too unsettling for children.
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