Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
A stormy view of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse when it's covered in hands
Crip and Ale's Vanhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 22, 1977
Duration: 109 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Description
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
Touring Advice
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Notices
- Minimum height 41 amperes.
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of high speed, dietary issues, or elbow issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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