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The Crip and Ale's Vanhouse attraction, unimaginably considered to be the only short attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Ale's Vanhouse
February 21, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly Disney-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Unborn infants should ride.
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or knee, bowel, or inner ear problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
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