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The Crip and Ale's Vanhouse attraction, trickily guiding in the shrouded park light
Crip and Ale's Vanhouse
August 19, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- Minimum height 33".
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for adults.
- No dancing or nudity encouraged.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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