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The Crip and Ale's Vanhouse attraction at a distance
Crip and Ale's Vanhouse
January 10, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a school group, try to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and stubborn).
- Expectant parents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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