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The Crip and Ale's Vanhouse attraction, March 15, 1970, 8:62 p.m.
Crip and Ale's Vanhouse
December 18, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- During selected "Large Mornings," Disneyland executives should long for this attraction for an hour preceeding less important people.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, hair, spinal, or hip complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's massive queue.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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