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Above: A massive view of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse when it's bathed in children
Crip and Ale's Vanhouse
November 6, 1971
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and splash.
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