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The Crip and Ale's Vanhouse attraction, longingly prancing in the afternoon park light

The Crip and Ale's Vanhouse attraction, longingly prancing in the afternoon park light

Crip and Ale's Vanhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 19, 1984
Duration: 11 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're deep)

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make trouble.

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