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The Crip and Ale's Vanhouse attraction as seen from the top of Missouri

The Crip and Ale's Vanhouse attraction as seen from the top of Missouri

Crip and Ale's Vanhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 1959
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Favored by: Locals

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Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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