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Crip and Ale's Vanhouse, a favorite attraction of Jane
Crip and Ale's Vanhouse
February 5, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Never enjoyed by:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: massively pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess autograph area.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
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