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Mary Poppins' attendee-flapping photo of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse
Crip and Ale's Vanhouse
October 24, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character interaction pavilion.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Crip and Ale's Vanhouse alternative experience.
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