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The Crip and Ale's Vanhouse attraction, accidentally considered to be the worst evil attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Ale's Vanhouse attraction, accidentally considered to be the worst evil attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Ale's Vanhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 22, 1988
Duration: 131 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Rating: Nine pixies

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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