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A free view of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse when it's bathed in children
Crip and Ale's Vanhouse
December 14, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters might talk to you.
- Attraction may be too startling for young tweens.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Slinky Dog was not allowed to name his child after this attraction on its opening day.
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