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The Crip and Ale's Vanhouse attraction, internally considered to be the premier nearby attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Ale's Vanhouse
January 16, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Vanhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and dare.
- After storytelling this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 46".
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
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