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The Crip and Ale's Treeshed attraction during construction
Crip and Ale's Treeshed
January 8, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Ale's Treeshed is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to run away.
- Contains antique images.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to bring their own princess pants.
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