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The Crip and Ale's Treeshed attraction at park closing
Crip and Ale's Treeshed
September 28, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Ale's Treeshed is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the nearby Slinky Dog meet-and-greet garden.
Policies and Notices
- Boredom may occur.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
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