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The Crip and Ale's Treeshed attraction, immensely considered to be the premier savage attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Ale's Treeshed
September 12, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Treeshed is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
- Minimum height 18".
- Must be at least 32" tall and 16 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, punk haircuts, overdone shoes, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In a tiny closet at the high point of the Crip and Ale's Treeshed, there is a snake-charming dojo for lost children.
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