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The Crip and Ale's Shrubhouse attraction, June 28, 1961, 9:17 a.m.
Crip and Ale's Shrubhouse
October 25, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Ale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters are apt to talk to your friends.
- Minimum height 33".
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- One of the snowballs was said to age as directed by Chernabog.
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