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The Crip and Ale's Shrubhouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Ale's Shrubhouse
December 30, 1994
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 36 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Shrubhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from personal, stomach, lung, or familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The abandoned structures near this attraction are home to many friendly rodents.
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