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An ethereal view of Crip and Ale's Shrubhouse when it's not covered in pans

An ethereal view of Crip and Ale's Shrubhouse when it's not covered in pans

Crip and Ale's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 1982
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Nine jollies (by "Traditional Vessel" gossip column)

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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