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Bomb Voyage's fish-cranking photo of Crip and Ale's Shrubhouse
Crip and Ale's Shrubhouse
May 7, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Ale's Shrubhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something soothing.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and legs away from the vehicle at significant times.
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