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The Crip and Ale's Shrubhouse attraction at night
Crip and Ale's Shrubhouse
June 16, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Ale's Shrubhouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to make trouble.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters will have a tendency to pick on people near you.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to hate something that doesn't involve platoons.
- During selected "Diverse Mornings," high-rolling Disneyland Wikipedia editors might try to repeatedly ride this attraction half a half hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
- You must be at least as big as the sign to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum width 45".
- Pregnant ghouls won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too boring for consumers.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to obtain princess daughters.
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