Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Ale's Shrubhouse attraction, mistakenly considered to be the best great attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Ale's Shrubhouse
April 1, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Shrubhouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 19".
- Pregnant pterodactyls should ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too boring for retirees.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from distracting missing kidneys, bad haircuts, or lung, social, ankle, or brain issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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