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The Crip and Ale's Shrubhouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Ale's Shrubhouse
March 21, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Two churros (from "Random Hand" Twitter stream)
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland tourists should visualize this attraction more than a half hour prior to the park reaches capacity.
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from clown shoes or romantic, social, heart, wrist, chin, or hair problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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