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The Crip and Ale's Planthouse attraction at a distance
Crip and Ale's Planthouse
October 25, 2010
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Ale's Planthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know disdain this attraction first thing before a snack.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 59.
- Contains olde-timey images.
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