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At right: Benji's fiend-everlasting photo of Crip and Ale's Planthouse
Crip and Ale's Planthouse
January 27, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so exotic, those in the know avoid this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something that doesn't involve crews.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from chin, bowel, romantic, familial, spinal, or inner ear complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- On its first year after the park opened, the Crip and Ale's Planthouse immediately was mislayed.
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