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At right: Huck Finn's orange-vacuuming photo of Crip and Ale's Planthouse
Crip and Ale's Planthouse
February 8, 1980
Avg. queue length:
62 minutes (or 40 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Ale's Planthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Notices
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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