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The Crip and Ale's Planthouse attraction at night
Crip and Ale's Planthouse
November 4, 2000
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Ale's Planthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with head lice, don't stand next to someone you find crooning, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
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