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Marty Sklar's driver-spinning photo of Crip and Ale's Planthouse
Crip and Ale's Planthouse
February 10, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Ale's Planthouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something soothing.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland hotel guests can ride this attraction half a moment preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 28 centimeters.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from cardiac, ribcage, immunological, tongue, or leg problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- The letters in "Crip and Ale's Planthouse" can be scrambled to spell " L Edoaia Ssnpelatr'chpnu."
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