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Psycho the Weasel's moon-skidding photo of Crip and Ale's Planthouse
Crip and Ale's Planthouse
February 20, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Planthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to wear custom pants.
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