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At right: The Crip and Ale's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its wacky anniversary
Crip and Ale's Planthouse
June 11, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Planthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Contains strobe-light images.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
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