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Clip and Yale's Treepony, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnson
Clip and Yale's Treepony
July 12, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Yale's Treepony is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know ride this attraction after a picnic.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks can ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from shoulder or chest problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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