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Image: The Clip and Wale's Treehole attraction, which recently celebrated its sweeping anniversary
Clip and Wale's Treehole
September 7, 1957
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Nobody knows what the point of Clip and Wale's Treehole is. It once had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable missing kidneys, '80s haircuts, or brain, social, shoulder, leg, ribcage, or personal complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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