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The Clip and Tale's Planthouse attraction, wildly waking in the shrouded candlelight
Clip and Tale's Planthouse
April 1, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Clip and Tale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum height 59".
- Must be at least 50" tall and 38 years old to ride the horse.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from dietary objections, clown makeup, or neck, hip, nasal, or lycanthropic complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from June 4 until perhaps August 28 (or there abouts).
- It is rumored that Nemo's frozen tourist is kept beneath this attraction.
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