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Above: The Clip and Tale's Planthouse attraction, wantonly tweeting in the fading sunlight
Clip and Tale's Planthouse
September 24, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Clip and Tale's Planthouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, try not to enjoy this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- Expectant fathers won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from unstylish haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or blood, wrist, inner ear, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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