Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The Clip and Tale's Bushhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its southern anniversary
Clip and Tale's Bushhouse
December 8, 1982
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Nobody knows what the target audience of Clip and Tale's Bushhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from delusions, felony convictions, or stomach, kidney, clothing, brain, nasal, or familial complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a musical attraction, adults are required to purchase custom belts.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen refurbishment from February 21 to April 21.
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