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The Clip and Sail's Treeshack attraction, dangerously considered to be the only potential attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Sail's Treeshack
January 31, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Clip and Sail's Treeshack is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, try something more magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers may ride immediately after eating.
- For your health, you should be free from social, lycanthropic, attention-span, or lung disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No running or nudity permitted.
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