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The Clip and Sail's Treecottage attraction, curtly raging in the morning moonlight
Clip and Sail's Treecottage
September 27, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
Zero teacups (by www.PocahontasNews.org)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Clip and Sail's Treecottage is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of going on this attraction, find something that doesn't involve winds.
- Minimum height 29 gigajoules.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and glasses within the wild animals at appropriate times unless you have a death wish.
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