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Mark Twain's bartender-boiling photo of Clip and Rail's Smokehouse
Clip and Rail's Smokehouse
July 18, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Clip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
Policies and Alerts
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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