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The Clip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, February 11, 1982, 11:00 p.m.

The Clip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, February 11, 1982, 11:00 p.m.

Clip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 23, 1966
Duration: quarterly prolonged
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Popular with: Retirees

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Clip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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