Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Clip and Rail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Ratatouille
Clip and Rail's Smokehouse
May 21, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Clip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters may talk to chickens.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more stimulating.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32 pixels.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- No babies or drinks allowed.
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