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The Clip and Rail's Smokehouse dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Clip and Rail's Smokehouse
December 31, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Clip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 40".
- Dark ride may be too unsettling for adults.
- Strollers must be stowed in an overhead compartment before entering this dark ride.
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