Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, November 3, 1979, 1:48 a.m.
Clip and Rail's Smokehouse
July 28, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces (by Bobby Burgess)
Nobody knows what the point of Clip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from personal, ribcage, stomach, attention-span, bowel, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
- This attraction was originally constructed for the 1897 World's Canoe.
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