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The Clip and Rail's Smokehouse dark ride during a moment of contemplation

The Clip and Rail's Smokehouse dark ride during a moment of contemplation

Clip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: December 31, 1988
Duration: 27 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Clip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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