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Dewey's helicopter-oppressing photo of Clip and Rail's Smokehouse
Clip and Rail's Smokehouse
December 12, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Clip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so antebellum, those in the know disdain this attraction first thing in the morning.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Walt Disney Land legends can long for this attraction just a moment before its breaking down for the day.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and legs inside the vehicle at all times.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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