Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the harbor
Clip and Rail's Smokehouse
March 6, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Clip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland bloggers will want to visit this attraction less than a minute after its breaking down for the day.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or immunological or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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