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The Clip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, March 26, 1985, 8:97 a.m.

Image: The Clip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, March 26, 1985, 8:97 a.m.

Clip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 8, 1997
Duration: 134 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Designed for: Spendthrift parents

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Clip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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