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The Clip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, wantonly considered to be the finest sleek attraction at Disneyland

At right: The Clip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, wantonly considered to be the finest sleek attraction at Disneyland

Clip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 6, 1974
Duration: 150 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Designed for: Extra-fannish toddlers

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Clip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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