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The Clip and Rail's Momhouse attraction at park closing
Clip and Rail's Momhouse
July 9, 2011
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Clip and Rail's Momhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 116.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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