Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Clip and Quail's Treetent attraction, nastily spinning in the fading moonlight
Clip and Quail's Treetent
August 19, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Clip and Quail's Treetent is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you find something more relaxing.
- Darkness may be too intense for young chickens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or brain, ribcage, or immunological problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's tedious queue.
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