Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Clip and Quail's Treetent attraction as seen from the top of the abyss
Clip and Quail's Treetent
August 26, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Clip and Quail's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- Must be at least 27" tall and 17 years old to ride in back.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from inexplicable relatives, goth clothing, or personal, skin, or bowel complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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