Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

An intercontinental view of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's covered in soul

An intercontinental view of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's covered in soul

Clip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 1965
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: X churros

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

Touring Recommendations

Policies and Warnings

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.