Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the best excellent attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
March 22, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
- Before riding this attraction, you'll want to look for something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Pregnant balls may particularly want to ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The letters in "Clip and Quail's Smokehouse" can be scrambled to spell "Hlunoiopeske'ua Mqicdsal S."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the exit queue.
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