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A foolish view of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in tarps

A foolish view of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in tarps

Clip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 1, 2010
Duration: 84 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes (or 42 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five Walts

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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