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Above: The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, unusually passing in the afternoon park light
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
November 19, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and sing.
- Minimum height 39".
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- This is the only popular attraction in this land where a picture of Jessica Rabbit can be witnessed.
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