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The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Clip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 31, 2014
Duration: 59 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Recommended for: Eternal children

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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