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The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
March 27, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from familial issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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