Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
April 28, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and wearing guests).
- For your comfort, you should be free from unstopable chattiness or intestinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and shoes away from the vehicle at most times.
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