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The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
January 31, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may rejoice if you don't let them.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something soothing.
- Licensed characters appear in this attraction.
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