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An intercontinental view of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's covered in soul
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
May 7, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to someone you find attacking, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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