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The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
June 26, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally targeted at:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from DisneyLand.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve shapes.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Managers maintain a historic journal in which is listed the names of all the characters who have appeared in this attraction.
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