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The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, fully wandering in the evening park light

The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, fully wandering in the evening park light

Clip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 1988
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 4 minutes
Rating: Ten and a smidge thumbs up

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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