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The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the village

The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the village

Clip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 4, 1968
Duration: 151 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: X jollies

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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