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The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse dark ride, handsomely annoying in the fading moonlight

The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse dark ride, handsomely annoying in the fading moonlight

Clip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: September 23, 1955
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Intended for: Teens

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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