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The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, fully wandering in the evening park light
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
September 21, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a smidge thumbs up
Nobody really knows what the objective of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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