Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse dark ride, July 13, 1977, 12:71 p.m.
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
May 25, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before getting in line.
- After waiting for this dark ride, try something more magical.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or clothing, nasal, ankle, or lung problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Any attempt to modify this dark ride may result in massive online protests.
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