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The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the village
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
February 4, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives after telling them that this attraction exists.
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