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A foolish view of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in tarps
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
July 1, 2010
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 42 minutes by boat)
Nobody is sure what the point of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of retirees.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that requires less clothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be free from extra personalities, fear of high speed, inappropriate chattiness, emotional baggage, or fingernail, neck, cardiac, skin, or back disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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