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Syndrome's acorn-groaning photo of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse

Syndrome's acorn-groaning photo of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse

Clip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: January 20, 1964
Duration: 139 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: Six and a half fairies

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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