Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, October 3, 1976, 1:06 a.m.
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
April 24, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 21".
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from car sickness, philosophical conflicts, unexplained tattoos, punk haircuts, or neck or blood disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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