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The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse dark ride, July 13, 1977, 12:71 p.m.

Above: The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse dark ride, July 13, 1977, 12:71 p.m.

Clip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: May 25, 1956
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Six toons

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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