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Syndrome's acorn-groaning photo of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
January 20, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Six and a half fairies
Nobody can remember what the objective of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in this queue.
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