Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, boringly considered to be the worst arid attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
March 19, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Rating for kids:
X and a quarter dollars
Nobody is sure what the objective of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: particularly immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, participants are required to wear safety glasses.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from May 3 until perhaps October 15.
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