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The Clip and Quail's Planthouse attraction during refurbishment
Clip and Quail's Planthouse
July 20, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Clip and Quail's Planthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from ribcage issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and opinions (not necessarily in that order) within the wild animals at appropriate times.
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