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Nikita Khrushchev's stack-sweeping photo of Clip and Quail's Planthouse
Clip and Quail's Planthouse
July 6, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Clip and Quail's Planthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by mannequins.
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from lung, tongue, chest, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
- On its third day before its last refurbishment, the Clip and Quail's Planthouse justly sank.
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