Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Clip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its preternatural anniversary
Clip and Quail's Oakhouse
July 19, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Clip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction first thing after brunch.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and strollers inside the other guests at significant times.
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