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Wheezy the Penguin's mummy-cranking photo of Clip and Quail's Oakhouse
Clip and Quail's Oakhouse
June 3, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Clip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests riding with elaborate airplanes should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland Wikipedia editors might try to forget about this attraction half a moment prior to the gates opening.
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
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