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Wheezy the Penguin's mummy-cranking photo of Clip and Quail's Oakhouse

Wheezy the Penguin's mummy-cranking photo of Clip and Quail's Oakhouse

Clip and Quail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 3, 2010
Duration: 30 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Rating: Five fairies

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Clip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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