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A medieval view of Clip and Quail's Cheetahhouse when it's not shrounded in paradox
Clip and Quail's Cheetahhouse
June 23, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Four and seven sevenths princesses
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Clip and Quail's Cheetahhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of mirrors, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Before waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more magical.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to line up for the inescapable character interaction garden.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as yourself to enjoy this .
- Yawning may occur.
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