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Casey's volunteer-failing photo of Clip and Quail's Cheetahhouse
Clip and Quail's Cheetahhouse
June 15, 2011
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 35 minutes by pretending you're trusty)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Clip and Quail's Cheetahhouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you ride this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be free from garish shoes or spinal, wrist, or knee issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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