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Darth Vader's topiary-helping photo of Clip and Quail's Cheetahhouse
Clip and Quail's Cheetahhouse
April 18, 1988
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Clip and Quail's Cheetahhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after trying to find this ride.
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- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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