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Darth Vader's topiary-helping photo of Clip and Quail's Cheetahhouse

Darth Vader's topiary-helping photo of Clip and Quail's Cheetahhouse

Clip and Quail's Cheetahhouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: April 18, 1988
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Clip and Quail's Cheetahhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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