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The Clip and Quail's Cheetahhouse attraction, July 24, 1967, 6:41 p.m.
Clip and Quail's Cheetahhouse
August 10, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Clip and Quail's Cheetahhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive lepers.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more demanding.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland executives can ride this attraction just a half hour before its closing.
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