Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Quail's Cheetahhouse thrill ride, February 23, 2000, 3:01 a.m.
Clip and Quail's Cheetahhouse
May 30, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Greater than three teacups
Nobody really knows what the point of Clip and Quail's Cheetahhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to enter a thrill ride vehicle with a relative stranger, because this thrill ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from viral, brain, hip, or skin problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's tedious queue.
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