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An astronomical view of Clip and Quail's Cheetahhouse when it's not hidden in darkness
Clip and Quail's Cheetahhouse
February 14, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Rating for enchanted patients in comas:
Four and a quarter jollies
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Clip and Quail's Cheetahhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before the summer, this attraction will be uncomfortable for former cast members.
- Before enjoying this attraction, look for something longer.
- For your safety, you should be free from '80s haircuts or cardiac, lycanthropic, or hair problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's exit.
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