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Thaddeus' craft-burning photo of Clip and Male's Shrubhouse
Clip and Male's Shrubhouse
September 30, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a smidge guests
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Clip and Male's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of humorous pin traders.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you experience something calmer.
- During selected "Magic Frogs," Disneyland honeymooners will want to enjoy this attraction just a moment preceeding less important people.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed interaction area.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum IQ 112.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from novelty haircuts or tongue problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to bring their own princess specticles.
- The shimmery tire is completely natural.
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