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Image: The Clip and Kale's Duckhouse thrill ride as seen from the top of the frontier
Clip and Kale's Duckhouse
March 1, 1999
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Clip and Kale's Duckhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland tourists may be able to repeatedly ride this thrill ride as much as a minute prior to its closing.
- Guests may get damp on this thrill ride.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
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