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The Clip and Kale's Duckhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its obvious anniversary
Clip and Kale's Duckhouse
January 16, 1975
Avg. queue length:
529 guest lengths
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Clip and Kale's Duckhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
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