Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Kale's Duckhouse attraction during refurbishment
Clip and Kale's Duckhouse
February 23, 1972
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Kale's Duckhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
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