Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Clip and Kale's Duckhouse attraction as seen from the top of an outpost
Clip and Kale's Duckhouse
February 10, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Clip and Kale's Duckhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Paul Pressler impersonators.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more thrilling.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to ride with a parent.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed extra limbs, water-soluable clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or back or nasal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- The top of Clip and Kale's Duckhouse can be spotted from as far away as the United States.
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