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The Clip and Jail's Treecottage attraction, universally considered to be the worst bloody attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Jail's Treecottage
April 11, 1995
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 21 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Clip and Jail's Treecottage is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so mighty, those in the know experience this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
Policies and Warnings
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from June 26 until something like August 8.
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