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The Clip and Jail's Treecottage attraction, universally considered to be the worst bloody attraction at Disneyland

The Clip and Jail's Treecottage attraction, universally considered to be the worst bloody attraction at Disneyland

Clip and Jail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 11, 1995
Duration: 31 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes (or 21 minutes by motorcar)
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Recommended for: Fathers

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Clip and Jail's Treecottage is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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