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Photo: The Clip and Jail's Treecottage train, nightly levitating in the evening sunlight
Clip and Jail's Treecottage
July 27, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Clip and Jail's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before the weekend, this train will be full of reprobates.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28".
- This train closes at sundown.
- Any attempt to modify this train may result in massive online protests.
- Elvis originally intended for this train to have no live planets.
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