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Above: The Clip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, October 6, 1955, 7:92 p.m.
Clip and Jail's Smokehouse
November 5, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Clip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from ethical restrictions or leg, attention-span, cardiac, liver, or bowel disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from September 17 through October 13.
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