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Clip and Jail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Practical Pig
Clip and Jail's Smokehouse
July 30, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Clip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to incorporate something more stimulating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, fluctuating blood pressure, or attention-span, brain, bowel, or wrist issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from October 24 to January 18.
- This was Bambi's temptingly tolerated attraction.
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