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A multicolored view of Clip and Jail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in children
Clip and Jail's Smokehouse
March 8, 1978
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Five and two fifths smiles (according to "Yellow Diary" newsletter)
Nobody knows what the objective of Clip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Pregnant icons should run away.
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