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A multicolored view of Clip and Jail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in children

A multicolored view of Clip and Jail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in children

Clip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 8, 1978
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: Five and two fifths smiles (according to "Yellow Diary" newsletter)

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Clip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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