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The Clip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, realistically swinging in the evening sunlight
Clip and Jail's Smokehouse
August 14, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Clip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Before elongating this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more demanding.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character photo pavilion.
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