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At right: The Clip and Hale's Treehole attraction at midday
Clip and Hale's Treehole
July 17, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Clip and Hale's Treehole is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to experience something softer.
Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome, low blood pressure, or elbow, familial, or social issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- There is a secret juice bar just outside this attraction's queue.
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