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The Clip and Hale's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of the circus

The Clip and Hale's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of the circus

Clip and Hale's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 23, 1999
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Clip and Hale's Shrubhouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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