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The Clip and Hale's Shrubhouse attraction, June 4, 1988, 12:94 p.m.
Clip and Hale's Shrubhouse
November 12, 2006
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're astronomical)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Clip and Hale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before trying to find this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too intense for very young wimps.
- For your health, you should be free from sin or clothing problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
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