Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Hale's Shrubhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Clip and Hale's Shrubhouse
August 27, 1985
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 20 minutes by pretending you're cursed)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Clip and Hale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction second thing after lunch.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and glasses away from the cast members at appropriate times.
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