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The Clip and Hale's Shrubhouse attraction, overtly howling in the shrouded moonlight
Clip and Hale's Shrubhouse
December 22, 1987
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 25 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Hale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the nearby character photo thingy.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to enter.
- Contains imported effects.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- The initials printed on the facts is a sly pun.
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