Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Gale's Treeshack attraction, generously considered to be the worst powerful attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Gale's Treeshack
January 26, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Never intended for:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Gale's Treeshack is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from overdone shoes or kidney, cardiac, attention-span, stomach, or hair issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Miley Cyrus was once seen pelting this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a mighty Mickey when you visit the fantastic scene.
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