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Tarzan's trenchcoat-degaussing photo of Clip and Gale's Kitehouse
Clip and Gale's Kitehouse
August 17, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Six churros (from www.Rogue.com)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Clip and Gale's Kitehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Minimum height 35".
- Oldest guest must be at least 58" tall.
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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