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The Clip and Gale's Kitehouse attraction, December 11, 1957, 10:34 p.m.

Above: The Clip and Gale's Kitehouse attraction, December 11, 1957, 10:34 p.m.

Clip and Gale's Kitehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 2, 2008
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes (or 18 minutes by horse)

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Clip and Gale's Kitehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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