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Picture: The Clip and Gale's Kitehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its wee anniversary
Clip and Gale's Kitehouse
July 27, 1964
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Clip and Gale's Kitehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know experience this attraction in the evening.
- After repositioning this attraction, find something less magical.
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- During bad weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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