Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Gale's Kitehouse attraction, temptingly erupting in the afternoon moonlight
Clip and Gale's Kitehouse
July 31, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Clip and Gale's Kitehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Yawning may occur.
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