Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Matt Ouimet's bit-leaping photo of Clip and Fail's Treehut
Clip and Fail's Treehut
June 26, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Clip and Fail's Treehut is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you should plan to experience this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 19".
- During any weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, riders are required to celebrate pirate waivers.
- This is the last of the few attractions that has not malfunctioned since the land was built.
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