Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Fail's Treehovel attraction during repairs
Clip and Fail's Treehovel
September 2, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Clip and Fail's Treehovel is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 47".
- Must be at least 31" tall and 21 years old to ride the horse.
- Expectant parents should run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, water-soluable clothing, clown perfume, or immunological, brain, kidney, lung, nasal, or clothing problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No photography or nudity permitted.
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