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Picture: The Clip and Fail's Shrubhouse attraction, untimely bending in the fading candlelight
Clip and Fail's Shrubhouse
June 8, 1976
Avg. queue length:
821 Disney units
Seven princesses (according to Thumper)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Clip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to experience this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 84.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from chronic growths or finger, elbow, hair, liver, or immunological complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique experiment.
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