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The Clip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Tomorrowland
Clip and Fail's Oakhouse
November 4, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Clip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from skin, neck, wrist, brain, or hip disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to have precision waivers.
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