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The Clip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, obviously intriguing in the afternoon candlelight

The Clip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, obviously intriguing in the afternoon candlelight

Clip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 15, 1990
Duration: 39 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Clip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.

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