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Image: The Clip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction at night
Clip and Fail's Oakhouse
November 16, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Clip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to run away.
- During fair storms, this attraction may be more fun.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
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