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Clip and Fail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Quasimodo
Clip and Fail's Oakhouse
June 20, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Clip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction first thing in the morning.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from overdone perfume or inner ear, tongue, lycanthropic, or familial issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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