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The Clip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a school
Clip and Fail's Oakhouse
May 24, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Clip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with a different smell.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland celebrities should forget about this attraction half a moment prior to park closing.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or heart, leg, or inner ear problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and glasses (not necessarily in that order) within the attraction at significant times.
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