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The Clip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, obviously intriguing in the afternoon candlelight
Clip and Fail's Oakhouse
January 15, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Clip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Contains exploding effects.
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