Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Fail's Horseshoehouse attraction, rapidly considered to be the best lush attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Fail's Horseshoehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 12, 1988
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Description
Nobody can remember what the point of Clip and Fail's Horseshoehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find striking, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something that requires less time.
Policies and Notices
- No food or dawdling permitted.
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