Massive Disneypatch Attraction Database
The Clip and Bale's Treeshed ride, oddly levitating in the evening moonlight
Clip and Bale's Treeshed
August 28, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Clip and Bale's Treeshed is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this ride multiple times, and may confess if you don't let them.
- After enjoying this ride, try something more thrilling.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hysterical blindness or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Any attempt to modify this ride may result in massive online protests.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and legs away from the entangling vines at most times.
- Because this is a high-speed ride, riders are required to purchase pirate waivers.
- The comment about guests is an obvious anachronism.
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