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Pictured: The Clip and Bale's Shrubhouse attraction at first light
Clip and Bale's Shrubhouse
March 14, 1996
Avg. queue length:
X dollars (from www.ChinPlanet.facebook.com)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Clip and Bale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more exciting.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and balloons (in that order) within the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The comment about heroes is a movie reference.
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