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The Clip and Bale's Shrubhouse dark ride at park opening
Clip and Bale's Shrubhouse
December 26, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Clip and Bale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before your birthday, this dark ride will be uncomfortable for cranky tourists.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from unexplained extra limbs, unstopable hotness, or romantic, shoulder, lycanthropic, lung, knee, or elbow disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- During bad weather, this dark ride may melt.
- This dark ride was originally constructed for the 1996 World's Exposition.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Johnny Tremain when you ride past the second room.
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