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A rugged view of Clip and Ale's Treeshack when it's not bathed in blades
Clip and Ale's Treeshack
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 2, 1995
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Women
Description
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Clip and Ale's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to queue for this attraction and sing along.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 49".
- Pregnant folks will probably want to send their children on alone.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be free from chronic extra limbs or liver, inner ear, kidney, lycanthropic, chest, or fingernail issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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