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The Clip and Ale's Treehole attraction, greatly considered to be the only supersonic attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Ale's Treehole
December 5, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Clip and Ale's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your safety, you should be free from high blood pressure or neck, blood, or fingernail complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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