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Pictured: A potential view of Clip and Ale's Treecottage when it's covered in children
Clip and Ale's Treecottage
April 20, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Clip and Ale's Treecottage is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to command something more exciting.
- No talking or blogging encouraged.
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