Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Ale's Treecottage attraction during refurbishment
Clip and Ale's Treecottage
January 16, 1980
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 47 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody knows what the goal of Clip and Ale's Treecottage is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- The law requires you to hold your head and glasses within the attraction at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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