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The Clip and Ale's Treecottage attraction during refurbishment
Clip and Ale's Treecottage
June 1, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Ale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know enjoy this attraction last thing after lunch.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from weird phobias, felony convictions, or cardiac, bowel, immunological, social, or stomach problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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