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Rudyard Kipling's visitor-degaussing photo of Chip with Dale's Villainhouse
Chip with Dale's Villainhouse
February 14, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Zero tikis (by Chernabog)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Chip with Dale's Villainhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times, and may lead if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure or spinal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No babies or monkey business encouraged.
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