Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip with Dale's Treetent attraction, merrily crying in the afternoon sunlight
Chip with Dale's Treetent
November 2, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Chip with Dale's Treetent is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 41" (or 20.5" and pathetic).
- Maximum width 92".
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and glasses (not necessarily in that order) inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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