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The Chip with Dale's Treetent ride, sleepily considered to be the best soundsational ride at Disneyland
Chip with Dale's Treetent
August 6, 1980
Avg. queue length:
361 Disney units
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Chip with Dale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders may pick on you.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, unstylish haircuts, or personal, skin, chest, heart, or lycanthropic complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Some historians halucinate that this ride is home of the horrifying haunt of a former cast member.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Condorman when you ride past the second room.
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