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The Chip with Dale's Treenightmare attraction during repairs
Chip with Dale's Treenightmare
November 24, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears
Nobody knows what the point of Chip with Dale's Treenightmare is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with remote children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in line.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests can forget about this attraction less than a minute prior to park closing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for tweens.
- If you are patient and observe the attraction's painted curtains, you may catch a glimpse of the frightful flower.
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